Release Monitor - April Fool's Day Edition
Updated: Apr 2, 2021
There were a lot of ridiculous fake announcements from various tech companies for this year's April Fool's day and we made a roundup of our favorites. Found something that we missed? Tweet it at us! @crrowdapp
ROCCAT® Burst HE
This "Zero Gram Gaming Mouse", using ROCCAT's proprietary helium compression technology allows you to customize the weight of your mouse, all the way down to zero grams, resulting in the world’s first weightless gaming mouse.
According to Satechi, the CYBERMOUSE is built with bulletproof Super-Tough 2077 aluminum made for the toughest desktop warriors. Featuring solar and wireless charging, three ambient LED lights, and a rechargeable EV battery, the Cybermouse is your perfect work-from-home accessory.
ASUS ROG CYBER SHOES
Not into CYBERMICE? Looking for sneakers that will let your true colors SHINE! How about Cyber Shoes from Republic of Gamers?
Source: asusrog Instagram
RAZER RAPNUZEL CHROMA HAIR DYE
If you need even more RGB in your life, why not try Razer's new hair product. Imbued with 1337 active ingredients, with nanites infused with a patent-pending Razer Chroma RGB distillate - be the center of attention with hair that's as healthy as it is striking. RESPAWN version that promotes hair growth coming soon.
FROM STACK OVERFLOW
Say goodbye to cramped fingers, sore wrists, and wasted movement. Say hello to The Key™, a device built from the ground up to make copy-pasting code from Stack Overflow fast, painless, and fun.
LOGITECH K923 CHEWFORCE
K923 Racing Wheel featuring Logitech's CHEWFORCE technology. Specially designed to support pups racing on any kind of track. From doglegs to (s)lick tracks, on and pawff-road.
The regular Release Monitor will be back next Friday April 9th. In the meantime be sure to check out this week's (WEEK 13) official Release Monitor here!